Skechers Go Walks: Prepare for a footgasm, my peoples.

I bought my Skechers Go Walks last spring. I had a footgasm the first time I put them on. Now season #2 has arrived and my feet are still feeling luxurious. These slip-on sneaks may not seem like a big deal at first glance, but you GOTTA try these things on.

Last season I told you they feel like a fluffy cloud on my feet. Then I taught you how to clean a pair of Go Walks.

I wore them a ton last season, whether it was after work, going shopping, or just hanging out. They held up with fantastic durability. The soles are intact with no crazy wear & tear. There is no fraying or splitting at the seams, and the insoles have maintained their ability to deliver that fluffy feeling.

Bendy, flexy, extremely lightweight and cushy. Those are just a few words to describe the feeling of Go Walks. The comfort is outta this world. I promise! This year they came out with a bunch more colors to match your bubbly-fantastic personality.

It’s unfortunate that I feel kinda commercial-ish when I talk about Go Walks, but what choice do I have? I freaking LOVE these shoes! And they’re even available for the men-folk now.

If you’re chillin’ at the mall and happen to wander by a store that carries Go Walks, just lollygag on in there and try a pair on. If you then feel I’m wrong about Go Walks, you can slay me with me 10,000 bitch slaps of disgruntlement. I will gladly take my lashings for leading you astray.

Gray is cool, but I need more pairs. I’m seriously ready to get colorful. Hot dang, I love these shoes.

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Sarcastic Types of Peoples Do Not Deserve This Treat

Behold the delectable chocolate covered peanuts that I bought for Health-hater Husband.

He loves these things, but doesn’t get them very often. Yet he’s been an obedient spouse, such as serving me coffee while I couch-azz, cracking my back in 35 different places (ahhh!), carrying laundry baskets, and lowering the decibels on his loud mouth so I can hear the TV.

So I brought him home the choco-peanuts. ‘Twasn’t that nice of me?

But then I think back to the conversation we recently had. Did this man’s sarcasm deserve choco-peanuts?

Him: How’s it feel to be married to someone as good looking as me?

Me: ((eyeroll)) Ummm… it’s an honor and a privilege.

Him: Yeah. That’s what I thought. And just for that you can ride in the front seat of the car tomorrow.

Well ya don’t say! Next time, instead of choco-peanuts, he’ll get those Chupacabra Biscuits and the crumbs at the bottom of a bag of Scooby Snacks.

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