Beastmode Power Juice

It goes down real smooth ‘n such: 2 apples, 2 celery stalks, 2 handfuls spinach, 3 large kale leaves, 2 handfuls baby carrots, and 3 sprigs parsley. Don’t be afraid of the Beastmode Power Juice, my peoples.

Yet this is only but one rendition of my Beastmode Power Juice. Other concoctions I’ve indulged in are:

apple, spinach, cucumberapple, spinach kale, ginger, celery, cilantroapple, carrot, pineapple

There are so many possibilities and I’m just getting started. I’ve been juicing for over 3 weeks now. It’s one of the best decisions I’ve made for my fitness in forever. It’s quite accidental that I’ve had no milk, minimal meats & cheese, and very little carbs in these past weeks. I didn’t do that on purpose. My cravings for those kinds of foods has decreased while my stomach’s desire for varying renditions of the Beastmode Juice has increased.

On average, I’m spending about $30 for a small hoard of fruits & veggies (primarily veggies) that provides me with about 4 days of juicing. That breaks down to about $7.50 per day.  Ya, it’s pricey. I know it. But the benefits are worth it.

The gremlin-kids have been helping me juice the veggies. They really get into it and have even been open to taste-testing the green-ish of concoctions. As for the husband? After I begged him 6 times (not kidding) to watch Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead, he finally did. It made such an impact on him that he stopped teasing me about my juicing and is now considering a 10-day juice fast. WHAT!?

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It also does me well to simply Google the particular veggie I’m juicing to learn more about it, such as using the keywords: “spinach juicing benefits”. That type of search brings up a plethora of good info.

If you’re not sold on the idea of juicing fruit & veggies, perhaps an alternative juicing of ingredients will tickle your fancy? Here’s the recipe:

2 road-killed raccoon claws (rancid, never fresh)3 slabs muddied elephant skins1 partially-deceased blobfishthe amphibious scales from 10,000 male-Mermaids (do not substitute with female scales)

This juiced-specialty will have you feelin’ like you just got baptized in the waters of the Fountain of Youth.

[Unrelated nonsense content: Merman Found On Beach]

If your juicer’s motor burns out while preparing the above recipe, then it’s probably your own fault. Now goodbye.

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