After you’ve worked all dang day, and gone wonderfully fitness mad in your beast mode workout, you totally deserve to be couch-azzing in style, my friend. Laying around lazy is so very critical to your happiness and well-being, that I’ve gone the extra mile to include a bonus couch-azzing tip at the end of this post.
IN THE STYLE SET:
Gold Toe Power-Lites Lo-Cut by PowerSox: In all fairness, PowerSox aren’t exactly made for couch-azzing, but they’re sooo super comfy and cozy. It would be sinful to not wear them while couch-azzing. Yet these socks totally wreak of badass-ness. I freaking love the sporty style. And ya, they do their job well. Just take it from the quotations of Greedy Kid #2: “These things let my feet breath. Very cushionie and I can feel the support on my arches. I’m gonna run my next race in these because they feel better than my expensive Nike socks”.
Here’s a footsie pic me & Greedy Kid #2. Check out the ventilation panels near the ankles and top of the foot: 
The gray areas of the socks provide extra cushion, and the arches do indeed feel awesome from the extra support. If you want quality socks without getting your pockets gouged from high prices, go to the Gold Toe website for more deets, then snag yourself a pair at JCPenny, Kohls, Dillards or Macys. The Gold Toe people threw me a 3-pack to test out, and now I’m putting these on my shopping list for myself, Greedy Kid #2 and the husband.
Insomniax Plaid Flannel Sleep Pants: I don’t own these flannel pants yet, but they’re calling my name. I do prefer a drawstring pant and I’m thinking the plaid design will accentuate my booty to make the husband whistle as I walk by. Flannel is my fav because it keeps me warm under the covers at night. Wondering why it’s not the husband that mostly keeps me warm? It’s because he snores so damn loud and I’d rather be at the edge of the bed with a pillow between us to muffle the snoring sound as much as possible. Yet on the nights he uses those Breathe Right Strips, it’s only then that we get closer. Those strips really work, yo.
Xersion Lurex Sweatshirt: Xersion is proving to be a decent brand. I already own a couple of Xersion tanks. I’m wearing one in my fanny pack patrol picture. The brand does well on quality, comfort and affordable price, so I’ll next take a whack at their Lurex Sweatshirt. My couch-azzing requires the utmost comfort. The sweatshirt looks like it can deliver nicely. And it’s only $10!!!
#1 Important Tip: Aside from comfy clothes, proper couch-azzing technique also requires to you to force other people in your vicinity (whenever available) to bring you drinks and snacks as you relax in a laid back position. A snuggly blanket is also required. You can’t be getting up every 5-minutes doing favors for people or dealing with kids, chores, etc. Get all that stuff out the way first so that you can couch-azz most effectively with minimal interruptions. If the TV remote is more than 6-inches out of your reach, be sure call someone in from the other room to retrieve it for you.
Related Post: You Can Still Exercise While Laying Down Lazy
Work Hard. Play Hard. Couch-Azz Often. Don’t let me ever hear you say I didn’t teach you well.
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