Me: Oooo. He forgot to eat his eggroll. I want it.
Me again: Ehhh, maybe not. I don’t need it.
Egg Roll: You know you want me. I’m all warm & golden brown with tasty Asian flavors.
Me: I do NOT need this egg roll. It’s been fried. It looks greasy.
Egg Roll: You know you want me. Just one bite. Go ahead.
Me: Maybe I’ll just have one bite…
(The egg roll is now gone. I ate the whole damn thing. So what. It was delicious.)
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