Larabar Is For Greedy People

Are you a greedy person? Check! Do you love tasty food? Check! Do you strive to avoid highly processed crap with preservatives and additives? CHECK!

Then good gawd, you need a Larabar. Their new Chocolate Chip Cherry Torte Larabar is a flavor fantasy come true.

Whether you’re a healthy-eating newbie or a Larabar-gnawing veteran, you need to try this new flavor. But it may not be safe to eat your Larabar around other greedy people. You could be attacked… so stay safe.

Larabars are raw, gluten free, vegan/vegetarian deliciousness made from simple ingredients. Their website proclaims that “Larabar is a delicious blend of unsweetened fruits, nuts and spices. Made from whole food, each flavor contains no more than nine ingredients.”

I’m totally down with that. Now would somebody please send me a new football helmet?

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