I Got Pissed Off & Confronted Woman In Fat Suit

While I was hangin’ around Times Square on Monday, passing the time before my photoshoot, I kept seeing this camera crew walking around afar off. But they seemed to be putting all of their attentions on this “fat” woman in pink.

But I’m no dummy. It was obvious this woman was wearing a fat suit and fat makeup. Whoever did her up like that needs to go back to special effects class for a refresher.

So this chick is walking around, obviously trying extra hard to get people to notice her while the covert camera crew catches people’s reactions.

So I walked right up to her and said, “Why are you dressed like that?”

And she tries to act all confused and says to me, “What? I’m not dressed up.”

And I said, “Yes you are. It’s so obvious.” And I walk away ticked off that I’d been lied to. Because I’m no damn fool and I know she’s a liar.

But what I didn’t know at the time is that the woman is Melissa Gorga from Real Housewives of New Jersey (and nooo, I’ve never watched that show). She was doing an undercover piece with Entertainment Tonight on what it’s like to be fat. What the hell for?

The ET website describes Melissa as woman who “has it all: youth, wealth, beauty and a thin physique “.  Watch her go from “glorious housewife to being morbidly obese”.

Melissa, if you’re going to “act fat” in between all that celebrity-ing you do, at least get some real special effects make up and don’t lie to me when I call you out on it. You fail, girlfriend. And so does Entertainment Tonight. The End.

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