Cashier Sprayed My Groceries With Lysol

…and the legacy of all stupid peoples marches on… Lysol contains the toxin Ammonium Hydroxide. I’ll spare you a bunch of mumbo-jumbo with a blog post of many words. Just watch the video and do your own research using the links I’ve provided. Then you’ll understand why I was soooo pissed off when the stupid cashier sprayed my groceries with Lysol toxins.

BAH! No offense to all the cashiers of the world (I used to be one in high school…I loved my job), but some cashier-people are obviously filled with an overflowing abundance of stupid.

Lysol ingredient information

Lysol health hazards

Ammonium Hydroxide poisoning

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Greedy Giveaway! I Want to Buy Your Groceries, Yo!

Behold my grocery receipt. I ventured out to buy the greedy family some shrimp, but ended up leaving the store with a bunch of other crap I talked myself into needing (err, like cake mix and Pop Tarts).

I spent $54.85 when I only really meant to get a bag of frozen shrimps.

Doesn’t this happen to us all?

So how about this… I wanna pay for the stuff that YOU talk yourself into needing when all you meant was to buy one or two things.

One (1) winner will gets to grab the money outta my pocket: $54.85 deposited into their Paypal account on Tuesday, March 1st to put towards their greedy grocery expenses.

Will it be you?

Just leave a comment and tell me which of MY favorite grocery store item best suits your fancy:

Freeze dried antelope oats.Processed cow giblets in the bulk box.Deep velvet moose cakes (fresh from the bakery department).Silky orangutan milk, 1/2 gallon carton.All of the above…. or something else not on the list?

Entries from all over the world will be accepted until Sunday, Feb. 27th.

Ready? Set. Grocery shop!

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