If you know a man-person who whines about the daintiness of salad and refuses to ingest it, we need to be talking about Man Salad. ((insert flashy lights and increased levels of testosterone right here))
Ya, there’s a piece of fatty bacon right smack dab in the middle of the salad. Just think of it as garnish: fatty… bacony… garnish.
This meal is robust and manly. I fed Man Salad to the husband. He was very pleased. However, the stomachs of hungry women will enjoy it much, as well.
MAN SALAD INGREDIENTS
fresh spinachdiced tomatoes or grape tomatoeshard boiled eggfresh cooked bacon (fatty garnish optional)croutonspinch of shredded mozzarellayour favorite dressing ~ suggestion: a poppyseed dressing goes nicelyFor my own salad, I left out the croutons and added red onions & bella mushrooms to make it more girly.
DIRECTIONS: Fashion all ingredients into a salad, and then chew.
And now in other news: I ran over my own foot with the grocery cart yesterday. It hurts real bad. Thank you for feeling sorry for me. I can sense your sympathetic vibes flowing in my direction through the Interwebs right this very moment.
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