3 Reasons Our Advent Calendar Is a Piece Of Shit

Reason #1: I couldn’t find a fancy one, so I resorted to the 0.99 cent advent calendar from Target. It’s really cheap and tacky. Don’t act like you don’t think so.

Reason #2: Each kid got their own calendar. It’s only December 5th, but Greedy Kid #2 has already chewed on 8 days worth of chocolate.

Reason #3: Compared to Skippy Mom’s adventing genius, I gotta stop buying cheap chocolate calendars and get more creative. Like these dang kids of mine need to eat chocolate for 25 days straight?

And yes, that’s our Christmas tree in the background. I didn’t notice some of the lights were out until I snapped the pic. Blog post idea: “3 Reasons Our Christmas Tree Is a Piece of Shit.”  …eh, never mind.

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