Is She Greedy? Or Is She Hungry?
(Pssst! There’s a secret Greedy Giveaway at the bottom of this post. Skim-readers and lurkers are invited to join in, too.)
Greedy and Hungry are two separate entities. Let’s just get that straight right now. Greedy is an opt-in kinda thing. It’s the same as Freedom of Speech, except its Freedom of Greedy. And I’m damn proud of that.
But Hungry is totally different. Hungry messes with your mind and sends you into the abyss of “I gotta eat right now or I’m gonna frackin’ die!”
So you see? Hungry is a bastard. For all of my lifetime, my days have been centered around Hungry. I pre-plan and strategize how to beat it to the stomach-punch so it doesn’t cripple my eating emotions and cause a food overdose. But when it does rear it’s head, I’m forced to use brain power to bitch slap it, ‘lest the Hungry beats me useless until I’m eating double portions with my gnawing jaw open extra wide.
I have been a victim of Hungry forevah and forevah.
So why now, all of a sudden, am I not uncontrollably Hungry anymore? What the HELL is going on here, dammit!?
Shakeology is the reason, but my curbed appetite is NOT about me shoving that delicious sh!t down your throat – that’s your own decision to make. If you have questions about how to acquire and throat-shove some Shakeology, just get in touch with me and I’ll help you accomplish that.
This is really about coping with a major affect of Shakeology during this 90 Day Experiment of mine…. I’m just NOT hungry like I used to be. It’s weird and unusual. These events made me do a double-take.
I kinda miss my raging Hungry. It’s been my lifelong companion. It interrupted my everyday and tempted me chomp on crap not good for me. Raging Hungry was my “normal” – that’s the only reason I miss it, but now I’m learning to enjoy a new normal. My mid-mornings are no longer the same. Neither is that 3pm-ish time of day when my stomach used to growl like a pack of rabid sea urchins.
Since the distraction of Hungry is gone, I have some empty spaces in my day. So how do I use this new-found time, since I no longer have to waste it on brain power and strategic eating maneuvers?
I’m not quite sure yet. But I do feel free, like a burden’s off my back. No longer am I compelled to claw my way through the fridge. Unless, of course, I’m being Greedy. And that’s a totally different story.
Please do your part: Congratulate me with happy face slaps and hand claps to celebrate me losing my Hungry. **Five (5) random commenters will score sample packs of Chocolate Shakeology. (winners announced on Monday 12/6/10). GO!
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