Yea, I’m Judging This Book By It’s Cover and I Don’t Like it.

Maggie Goes on A Diet

Seriously?

And I know this shouldn’t bother me but it’s written by a man? Really? It’s wrong on so many levels I don’t even know where to begin.

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Chocolate & Vicodin: The book cover that’s good enough to eat

The book cover for Chocolate & Vicodin: My Quest for Relief from the Headache that Wouldn’t Go Away appeared on Amazon.com yesterday, so I guess that’s a sign that it’s time to unveil it on the blog:

Please, resist the urge to lick your screen. I hear computers are dirtier than public restrooms because people rarely clean their monitors. I would hate for you to catch an infection because my book cover looked so delectable. Mmmmm, cupcake. Chocolate cupcake. With pills!

I first saw the cover concept for Chocolate & Vicodin at the end of March 2010, long before the final text of the book was completed, which is sort of odd and slightly scary since it’s like taking your wedding photos before you’ve met your groom. However, the cover is needed for placement in the sales catalog the publisher puts together each season to pitch their books to booksellers. Thus, it’s usually created before the book is complete to give booksellers enough lead time to place their orders.

I immediately loved the cover because, really, what formerly morbidly obese woman doesn’t love cupcakes? It’s also a great excuse to serve chocolate frosted cupcakes at any book events. I feel very fortunate that I’ve loved the initial cover concepts for both of my books. Sometimes authors and marketing departments have differing visions of what the cover should look like, but I’ve been lucky to avoid that type of battle so far. I hope you guys love it as much as I do!

Also, as you might have figured out from the link, the book is available for pre-order at Amazon.com in paperback and on the Kindle. It’s also listed for pre-order at other online retailers like Barnes and Noble, Borders, and Indiebound. If/when it becomes available for pre-order on any other e-readers or sites, I’ll let you know.

My birthday request
And since tomorrow is my birthday (my 30th birthday, oh my!), I would consider it a personal early birthday present if anyone who intends to pre-order the book on Amazon does it today. How high can we push that sales rank? Can we make it one of the biggest gainers in books today? I don’t know, but I thought it was worth the awkwardness I feel about any type of self-promotion to ask you to try! (In case this might affect your purchasing decision, I don’t think I’m going to sell autographed copies of the book directly this time like I did with Half-Assed. It was a lot of work, and I don’t really have the time for it now that I freelance full-time. And if I do, you can cancel your Amazon order any time before it ships.)

Thanks again for all your support, guys! I noticed that CHOCOLATE & VICODIN was assigned an Amazon book rank a few weeks ago, which means some of you have already pre-ordered it. I really appreciate that and hope you’ll enjoy the book this February!

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Frequently Asked Questions: What is this? This is an oxygen bar. This oxygen bar dispenses 40/% oxygen enriched air with optional aromatherapy - double what you breathe in fresh country air.

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of aromatherapy for an uplifting, energetic, refreshing and positive experience.

How long should a session last? A 30-minute oxygen session is an optimum session. A 10-minute session will give

you the beginning effects. Is this medical oxygen? No. Medical oxygen is 100% pure oxygen and you must have a

license to dispense and a prescription to receive.
Disclaimer: Oxygen bar personnel are prohibited from making any specific claims as to the benefits of inhaling pure oxygen. This is recreational oxygen only and is not a cure nor is it meant to address or treat diseases and or any medical problems of any kind. None of these statements have been evaluated by the Food
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This Portable Oxygen Bar filters dust and delivers 40% (+/- 2%) oxygen enriched air with quiet operation,
sleek design and is user-friendly. This Unit provides the highest oxygen output of any non-medical personal
oxygen concentrator.

Comes with 6 Spa CD's, 1 Aromatherapy 30ml blend, owner's manual.

Light weight and portable. Comes with built in 10, 20 and 30 minute timer.

State-of-the-art headset & 5 nose hoses. FREE additional air intake filter.

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Listed by Underwriters Laboratory. Technical support available.

Oxygen is vital to your immune system, memory, thinking and sight. Promotes healing and counteracts aging.

Frequently Asked Questions: What is this? This is an oxygen bar. This oxygen bar dispenses 40/% oxygen enriched air with optional aromatherapy - double what you breathe in fresh country air.

How much oxygen is in the air we normally breathe? About 19% - 21%.

How am I supposed to feel or what will this do for me? This oxygen bar combines oxygen enriched air with elements

of aromatherapy for an uplifting, energetic, refreshing and positive experience.

How long should a session last? A 30-minute oxygen session is an optimum session. A 10-minute session will give

you the beginning effects. Is this medical oxygen? No. Medical oxygen is 100% pure oxygen and you must have a

license to dispense and a prescription to receive.
Disclaimer: Oxygen bar personnel are prohibited from making any specific claims as to the benefits of inhaling pure oxygen. This is recreational oxygen only and is not a cure nor is it meant to address or treat diseases and or any medical problems of any kind. None of these statements have been evaluated by the Food
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