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Showing posts with label Woman. Show all posts
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

I Got Pissed Off & Confronted Woman In Fat Suit

While I was hangin’ around Times Square on Monday, passing the time before my photoshoot, I kept seeing this camera crew walking around afar off. But they seemed to be putting all of their attentions on this “fat” woman in pink.

But I’m no dummy. It was obvious this woman was wearing a fat suit and fat makeup. Whoever did her up like that needs to go back to special effects class for a refresher.

So this chick is walking around, obviously trying extra hard to get people to notice her while the covert camera crew catches people’s reactions.

So I walked right up to her and said, “Why are you dressed like that?”

And she tries to act all confused and says to me, “What? I’m not dressed up.”

And I said, “Yes you are. It’s so obvious.” And I walk away ticked off that I’d been lied to. Because I’m no damn fool and I know she’s a liar.

But what I didn’t know at the time is that the woman is Melissa Gorga from Real Housewives of New Jersey (and nooo, I’ve never watched that show). She was doing an undercover piece with Entertainment Tonight on what it’s like to be fat. What the hell for?

The ET website describes Melissa as woman who “has it all: youth, wealth, beauty and a thin physique “.  Watch her go from “glorious housewife to being morbidly obese”.

Melissa, if you’re going to “act fat” in between all that celebrity-ing you do, at least get some real special effects make up and don’t lie to me when I call you out on it. You fail, girlfriend. And so does Entertainment Tonight. The End.


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Thursday, August 4, 2011

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  • Saturday, April 9, 2011

    Im a Fila Real Woman model!


    (why yes! That *is* me JUMPING for joy in my Fila resistance shorts!)

    Thanks to your votes Im officially the People’s Choice winner of the Fila Toning Real Women model casting call.

    Im honored, grateful & blogging entirely snark-free to mark the occasion.

    No sarcastic asides deleted to pretend I didnt say them.

    No (parenthetical jabs at various & sundry stuffs).

    Todays post is only a pure, simple, & heartfelt thank you.

    well.

    kind of.

    (cue awkward segue to where I commence nagging you female-types to Fila-join me)

    You see, the good news is Ive been chosen and yet there’s still time for you to join me (seriously. how.fun.would.that.be?!)!

    And, before you wave me off and say: Oh I simply could NOT ever do that! let me remind you Ive been blogging/ blog-reading long enough to know precisely how BADASS all of you women are.

    The time for you to toot your collective-horns is upon us & you have two choices for yer tooting method (the 3rd choice. the not entering to join me choice.  not an option.):

    You can film a one minute video (that’s what I did. Im a lover of the medium of video).You can email Fila (filaBTScastingcall@gmail.com) a photo & 400 word essay explaining why you should be one of the next “REAL WOMEN of Fila Toning.”

    Submission ends at midnight April 8th & with a live announcement of winners April 11th (where? when? how many? this misfit is not yet sure. I shall do some recon. & report back).

    Again, before I wrap up my nag this Fila-tastic post, I want to thank you for supporting me.

    It takes a village for everything in my life and I APPRECIATE you being my virtual villagers.

    xo


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    Friday, February 25, 2011

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    Monday, January 3, 2011

    Fat Woman on the Mountain: A long overdo book review.

    Fat Woman on the MountainI’m a horrible reader which makes me a horrible book reviewer. It can seriously take me months to read your average fiction book. Thankfully I discovered James Patterson. His short chapter approach matches my reading style, 2-3 pages a day. Seriously, it’s like I’m a ‘reading grazer’. A little here, a little there. Then I forget about it for a few days. Yet I still agree to do book reviews. Why? I love books. I really do. I just wish I had better reading habits.

    Not surprisingly, a few MONTHS ago Kara Richardson Whitely sent me her book, Fat Woman on the Mountain: How I lost half myself and found happiness. It’s been on my must read list since meeting Kara at last years FitBloggin’ conference. She mentioned the book would be coming out this fall and I was happy to get her email when it did.

    The book is about Kara’s journey to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro, Africa’s highest peak. Kara isn’t you typical mountain climber. She is an inspirational 120lb loser. In the book, she spends a couple of chapters talking about her childhood and weight struggles but her story is so much more than weight loss. It’s an inspirational tale of a woman who set a goal regardless of her weight or what people thought of it.

    In her own words…

    At age 30, I was lost within my own body.  I dreamed of climbing
    mountains but the only thing that went up was my weight — to
    about 360 pounds.

    During one New Year’s Eve, it all changed when I wrote down
    what wanted to do instead of how many pounds I wanted to lose.  I decided to look at weight loss as a lifelong journey and I got
    moving. I resolved to climb mountains.

    How inspirational is THAT?!? As someone who let her body image get in the way of life for too many years and I can totally relate to Kara and her story. Her book was moving, inspirational and motivating. REALLY motivating. While I was reading it, the husband was starting to get worried that I might sign up to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. That’s how much I was talking about it.

    Kara woke up one day and just did it. No excuses. No feeling sorry for herself. She put in the work and did the best she could. There is nothing more motivational than that.

    Click here to order Kara’s book, Fat Woman on the Mountain: How I Lost Half of Myself and Found Happiness.


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    Friday, December 17, 2010

    Fat Woman on the Mountain: A long overdo book review.

    Fat Woman on the MountainI’m a horrible reader which makes me a horrible book reviewer. It can seriously take me months to read your average fiction book. Thankfully I discovered James Patterson. His short chapter approach matches my reading style, 2-3 pages a day. Seriously, it’s like I’m a ‘reading grazer’. A little here, a little there. Then I forget about it for a few days. Yet I still agree to do book reviews. Why? I love books. I really do. I just wish I had better reading habits.

    Not surprisingly, a few MONTHS ago Kara Richardson Whitely sent me her book, Fat Woman on the Mountain: How I lost half myself and found happiness. It’s been on my must read list since meeting Kara at last years FitBloggin’ conference. She mentioned the book would be coming out this fall and I was happy to get her email when it did.

    The book is about Kara’s journey to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro, Africa’s highest peak. Kara isn’t you typical mountain climber. She is an inspirational 120lb loser. In the book, she spends a couple of chapters talking about her childhood and weight struggles but her story is so much more than weight loss. It’s an inspirational tale of a woman who set a goal regardless of her weight or what people thought of it.

    In her own words…

    At age 30, I was lost within my own body.  I dreamed of climbing
    mountains but the only thing that went up was my weight — to
    about 360 pounds.

    During one New Year’s Eve, it all changed when I wrote down
    what wanted to do instead of how many pounds I wanted to lose.  I decided to look at weight loss as a lifelong journey and I got
    moving. I resolved to climb mountains.

    How inspirational is THAT?!? As someone who let her body image get in the way of life for too many years and I can totally relate to Kara and her story. Her book was moving, inspirational and motivating. REALLY motivating. While I was reading it, the husband was starting to get worried that I might sign up to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. That’s how much I was talking about it.

    Kara woke up one day and just did it. No excuses. No feeling sorry for herself. She put in the work and did the best she could. There is nothing more motivational than that.

    Click here to order Kara’s book, Fat Woman on the Mountain: How I Lost Half of Myself and Found Happiness.


    View the original article here