“Conversations With a Greedy Azz Kid”
((the phone rings))
Me: Hello?
Greedy Kid #1: Mom, you are sooo jealous of me right now.
Me: ((in sarcastic voice)) Why should I be? Because you’re working late and won’t be home till 10 tonight?
Greedy Kid #1: Nope. Because I’m eating a cheesecake right now.
Me: ((insert jealous feelings here)) We’ll you’re the one gaining calories, not me.
Greedy Kid #1: But I’m also gaining the tastiness of the cheesecake. It’s all rich and fluffy and delicious.
Me: ((hangs up phone until she gets the dial tone))
Children should not be able to flaunt their cheesecake unless the parent is within arms reach to take away their cheesecake and have it for themselves.
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